Reply, comment, or mention on X.
That’s it. No forms, no “submit your idea” buttons — just pure social chaos.
It takes our overworked, underpaid AI interns about 5–10 minutes to transform your masterpiece into merch.
Sometimes longer if they’re pretending to unionize.
Please be patient — sarcasm takes time.
Once it’s ready, we’ll reply to your post with a link — straight to your brand-new product (or an entire line of accidental genius).
Click. Stare. Buy. Brag. Repeat.
| Scroll left to right | Shmuz It | literally everyone else |
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| Premium quality cotton that actually feels good | ||
| Your actual content (not some generic quote) | ||
| Makes you feel like main character energy | ||
| Conversation starter (or ender, depending on the tweet) |
Drop your tweet, meme, or unhinged thought. Our AI does the heavy lifting. You get a shirt. It's honestly that simple.
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