from tweet
to tee
chaos mode
limited
run
your feed
IRL

how it works

  • Step 1: Just Tag @ Us, We’re Online Anyway

    Reply, comment, or mention on X.

    @ShmuzIt


    That’s it. No forms, no “submit your idea” buttons — just pure social chaos.

  • Step 2: Our Bots in the Sweatshop Get to Work


    It takes our overworked, underpaid AI interns about 5–10 minutes to transform your masterpiece into merch.


    Sometimes longer if they’re pretending to unionize.
    Please be patient — sarcasm takes time.

  • Step 3: We Slide Back Into Your Mentions

    Once it’s ready, we’ll reply to your post with a link — straight to your brand-new product (or an entire line of accidental genius).

    Click. Stare. Buy. Brag. Repeat.

from posts to products. your feed, IRL.
  • Viral Worthy

  • Internet Approved

  • Eco Friendly

  • No Mid

  • Premium Cotton

  • Fast Shipping

why we're obviously superior

Scroll left to right  Shmuz It literally everyone else
Premium quality cotton that actually feels good
Your actual content (not some generic quote)
Makes you feel like main character energy
Conversation starter (or ender, depending on the tweet)

how it works (kinda)

Drop your tweet, meme, or unhinged thought. Our AI does the heavy lifting. You get a shirt. It's honestly that simple.

New recipe!

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  • Your post's title

  • Your post's title

  • Your post's title

the secret sauce

  • AI-Powered Design Magic

    We use the best AI prompts and engines to turn your chaotic thoughts into actually wearable designs. No design skills required (obviously).
  • Premium Cotton (The Good Stuff)

    100% soft, breathable cotton that won't shrink weird or feel like cardboard. Your tweets deserve better than fast fashion quality.
  • Lightning Fast Turnaround

    From internet thought to physical object in under a week. Faster than your post going viral (sorry).
  • Print That Actually Lasts

    High-quality DTG printing that survives the wash. Your regrets fade, but the print won't.
  • Your Content, Your Story

    Not some mass-produced motivational quote everyone has. This is YOUR tweet, YOUR meme, YOUR 3am revelation.
  • Eco-Conscious Production

    Print-on-demand means no waste, no overstock, no landfills full of shirts nobody wanted. The planet says thanks (kinda).

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